ALBANY, NY—In an act of undeniable compassion, Governor Cuomo has reached out to President Donald Trump and First Lady and offered them both the opportunity to quarantine from the COVID-19 virus in the highest rated nursing home in the state of New York. 

Governor Cuomo was recently praised by Dr. Fauci was doing a tremendous job handling the virus in New York and keeping his citizens of all ages safe. 

When asked for comment about the Governor’s kind invitation, Dr. Fauci thought it was a great idea to ensure the safety and quick recovery of both the President and Melania. 

“Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!” he tweeted.

Cuomo responded, “Please come up to New York. We have some excellent 5-star nursing homes you guys can quarantine in!”

“We have a lot of vacancies here!” Cuomo added.

It’s unclear whether the Trumps will take Cuomo up on his offer.

“It’s just great to see politicians rise above petty differences and wish each other well,” political analyst Sam Eagle said.

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