Democrats declare War on Gravity after Biden stair incident

The effort to defend the Dominion elected China Puppet is never ending battle. Trump’s demands for honest elections, the difficulty in blaming white people and guns for a Jihadist shooting a place that was a gun-free zone, somehow getting blamed for illegal aliens entering the USA despite campaigning on amnesty. The latest attack on Joe Biden appears to be the concept known as gravity. Gravity, or gravitation, is a natural phenomenon by which all things with mass or energy—including planets, stars, galaxies, and even light —are brought toward (or gravitate toward) one another. Of course other natural concepts such as male and female can be changed so this shouldn’t be too difficult.

The first step is to outlaw gravity by creating gravity free zones. Just like the Gun-Free Zone in Boulder Colorado, creating a free zone will stop the phenomenon known as gravity from attacking important members of the leftist agenda such as what is left of Joe Biden.

Second, the narrative setters of the USA must use the control they have over the media and education to create hatred over gravity. The taxpayer funded leftist indoctrination centers known as public schools will point out that many of the theories on gravity were made by white Europeans such as Archimedes and Sir Isaac Newton. This will be added to the critical race theory agenda going on across the USA. Intellectual giants such as Cardi B will put out something that sounds like music insulting the concept of gravity while stories of gravity attacking children, minorities, the LGBTQ community and other leftist created “communities” will make the headlines.

The “gravity crisis” can also be used to help deal with other problems affecting the leftist agenda. Andrew Cuomo can blame gravity for all those nursing home deaths and his sexual harassment behavior. Bureaucrat Doctor Anthony Fauci can issue new mandates requiring people to wear 3 masks due to COVID spreading by gravity. Democrat and RINO amnesty supporters, along with hurt US industry to save the climate from whatever supporters, can now claim that letting millions of illegals into the USA will help balance the earth’s gravity!


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