WASHINGTON, DC—After papers with the highest classification level were found in various locations belonging to President Joe Biden, Democrats are moving quickly to impeach former President Donald Trump for the alleged crime.

“We take the handling of classified materials very seriously,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries said. “Donald Trump must be held accountable for the crimes of Joe Biden. We will be starting impeachment proceedings next week.”

Trump didn’t sound all that worried about the news. “Let the Democrats impeach me again!” he said. “I’m actually excited to be impeached again because if I win, which of course I will, I’ll have a three-game winning streak, and that’ll make me the universal champion of impeachments. Bring it on!”

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