Disney releases new blockbuster: Ocacchio

NO BUENO VISTA, CA—Disney Corporation is capitalizing on the wonderful life of congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (also known as Alexandria Ocasio-Smollett) in the new biopic Ocacchio!

Subscribers to Disney+ will be the first to watch the beautiful film.

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