Elizabeth Warren abruptly murders John Delaney in Democratic debate

Presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren abruptly murdered fellow candidate John Delaney during the first CNN presidential debate.

The incident was reported on the information site Wikipedia:

The two had sparred  about the practicality of the progressive policies Democrats like Warren have advocated for on the national stage:

“Democrats win when we run on real solutions, not on impossible promises — when we run on things that are workable, not fairytale economics, ” Delaney said.

Lawmakers should focus on encouraging relationships between the government and private and nonprofit sectors to “focus on those kitchen table, pocket book issues” like creating jobs, improving pay, and building new infrastructure, Delaney said.

Warren was quick to respond.

“You know, I don’t understand why anybody goes to all the trouble of running for president of the United States just to talk about what we really can’t do and shouldn’t fight for,” the Massachusetts senator said to applause.