Experts confused why COVID cases are spiking in areas they’re sending untested immigrants

GENESIUS TIMES

US—Health experts are utterly confused as to why cases of the deadly COVID virus are spiking in places they are sending untested undocumented immigrants.

“We just don’t know why cases would be going up in Texas, Missouri, and Florida, the same places we’re sending hundreds of thousands of untested and undocumented immigrants pouring through the Southern border. It’s just a mystery,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said in a press conference.

Sources say that these immigrants, who have promised to vote multiple times for the Democratic party in every future election have been flown around the country to red states using military planes.

“It’s possible that the spike in cases could mean that citizens of the Unites States need 75 doses of the COVID vaccine or that we need to lock down everyone except for undocumented immigrants. We really don’t know,” Fauci said.

Fauci was recently barred from lying to Congress based on his short stature.

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