MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook, which is also known by its new name Fascbook has launched a new react button icon to replace the “love” heart icon. The new heart shows a bandaid and a needled proving that it has been vaccinated. And to top it off, the heart is three times its old size, proving that it has myocarditis—heart inflamation.
“We always want to go with the times and the times are basically that most of our users now have myocarditis or pericarditis from being vaccinated,” Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said.
The myocarditis heart replaces both the love react and the “care-n” react.
“Really if you care, you’re going to get vaccinated. That’s what we’re trying to convey with this,” Zuckerberg said.
Users say that they love the new react icon.
“This is really the reaction that I’ve been waiting for. When I want to virtue signal, this is going to be my go-to,” Karen Wallace of New Orleans said.
Facebook says that users will be forced to use the vaccinated heart react at least four times a year or else they will be removed from the platform and the company will censor all criticism of the new react button in accordance with their terms of service.