It’s been over two years since the 2016 presidential election, but Bernie Sanders fans—Bernie Bros—are still “pretty sure” he can win the 2016 election.

“I mean, man, Hillary stole the election, man, so when all that comes out, I’m pretty sure Bernie can still become president,” Ralf Weedgardsson on Portland, Oregon professed.

Bernie Sanders conceded in 2016 to Hillary Clinton but it was later discovered that the Democratic National Committee contrived to edge him out and ensure Clinton was nominated.

When asked about whether Bernie could win in 2020 against President Trump, Weedgardsson replied, “President Trump? WTF. You mean the Simpson’s character?”

“It’s all about democratic socialism, man. Take the weed from those who have and give the weed to those who have not, right? Like Jesus!”

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