BREAKING: Wolf Wins Election With Huge Sheep & Chicken Vote
In what can only be described as animals gone wild, the wolf has won election to rule the farm. The wolf was widely endorsed by the foxes, coyotes and other wolves. The shocker came when the majority of sheep and chickens voted for the wolf.
“We voted for the wolf because our sheep candidate does mean tweets and thinks he’s king of the farm.” Said a sheep. Even though the sheep’s candidate delivered safety and prosperity, it didn’t matter. “We voted for the wolf because he doesn’t dye his wool orange.” Said another sheep.
The chickens voted for the wolf, even though the wolf believes chickens should be exterminated and thrown off roofs. “We love the way the wolf has a friendly smile that hides his fangs. The wolf tells us everything we want to hear.” Said a chicken. “The wolf has an aunt that was treated just as unfairly as us.” Said another chicken.
The wolf has made plenty of promises to all the farm animals, but history shows a wolf will always be a wolf.
Time will tell, who knows, maybe the wolf will only eliminate the sheep and chickens that didn’t vote for him.
To allay any worries of harm, the wolf stated “Only the Jewish white sheep and chickens will be slaughtered and of course, all the gay ones gotta go.”
One thing is for sure, the farm and its animals will never be the same.
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