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To Avoid Any Confusion, California Will Announce Governor’s Election Results Ahead of Actual Vote

Exavier Saskagoochie September 1, 2026 0

SACRAMENTO — California election officials announced Monday that they will release the official results of the November gubernatorial election in...

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