MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Search engine behemoth Google commemorated the Kenosha, WI unrest shooter Kyle Rittenhouse today with a fun doodle illustration on their search page.

The doodle depicts Rittenhouse aiming his AR-15 at a bunch of crying Antifa scum and a skateboard that was used to attack the 17-year-old during the unrest following the Jacob Blake killing by Kenosha police.

The doodle was taken down after several loud complaints were screamed at Google from outside their headquarters.

During the Kenosha incident, convicted pedophile Joseph Rosenbaum, 36, and Silver Lake resident Anthony Huber, 26, were killed, while West Allis resident Gaige Grosskreutz, 26, lost his bicep. All of this was expertly presented in the Google doodle. Rosenbaum and Huber are reported to be enjoying a fiery but mostly peaceful afterlife.

The doodle did not accurately depict the bloody bicep because it was connected to a handgun that was missing from the illustration.

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