Joe Biden promises to cure coronavirus if elected president

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Former Vice President Joe Biden made a bold promise today to “cure coronavirus” if he is elected president in 2020.

During a press conference, Biden expressed the difficulty one faces with a “loss” of a family member and others attempt to comfort them saying, “‘I know how you feel'” when in reality they have “no idea how I feel.”

“That’s why I’ve worked so hard in my career to make sure that… I promise you if I’m elected president, you’re going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure coronavirus,” Biden declared.

“But only if I’m elected president. If I’m not, then to hell with you all!” Biden added.

the fear of coronavirus has currently spread across the country like wildfire and much faster than the actual disease.

“We will have no more loved ones who drown themselves in hand sanitizer trying to protect themselves against the disease that they aren’t at risk of catching.” Biden added.

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