JUST IN: Biden unveils his own presidential portrait at the White House

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden Wednesday unveiled his official presidential portrait in an event punctuated by history and politics.

Many claimed that Biden’s likeness looked nothing like him and actually looked a lot like Former President Barack Obama, who already has an official presidential portrait.

“I’d like to thank the artist, trumalinprezzure,” Biden said, seeming lost.

The artist, Robert McCurdy, said that he thought the Biden portrait, “embodied the president for who he truly is.”

Typically presidential portraits are unveiled after the president’s term but Biden wanted to unveil his soon for fear he’s going to die soon.


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