BREAKING: Official portrait shows former First Lady Michelle Obama with huge erection

This is just not in good taste.

And fact check: they totally exaggerated the size of her penis. We’ve seen pictures and video and she has a small wee wee, nothing like that massive beast in the portrait.

Come on people, let’s be real.

Senator Chuck Schumer said that he “loved the painting” and said that she must have been posing during January 6th to “incite an erection like that!”


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