Barack Obama

Ewoks have taken over the Obama Presidential Center and have disarmed the shield generator

Exavier Saskagoochie June 23, 2026 0

CHICAGO — A detachment of Ewoks has assumed operational control of the Obama Presidential Center, officials confirmed Tuesday, after the...

Two Imperial AT-ATs Seen Patrolling Around Obama Presidential Center

Exavier Saskagoochie June 22, 2026 0

CHICAGO – Local residents and tourists were left both awestruck and mildly concerned Tuesday after two massive Imperial AT-AT walkers...

Obama Library Requires I.D. Except, Of Course, If You Want To Vote There

Robert L. Peters, Jr. June 21, 2026 0

Chicago, IL – The long-awaited grand opening of the Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Library and Museum proceeded largely without incident...

Quality Learing Center Receives $850 Million Upgrade in Chicago

Jeremy Spoken June 20, 2026 0

CHICAGO — City officials confirmed today that the Quality Learing Center, a controversial early childhood education provider previously embroiled in...

Chicago Unveils Nation’s First Vertical Landfill as Obama Presidential Center Opens

Exavier Saskagoochie June 19, 2026 0

CHICAGO — The Barack Obama Presidential Center opened to the public this week as the nation’s first fully operational vertical...

Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library

Exavier Saskagoochie June 2, 2026 0

CHICAGO — Officials at the Obama Presidential Library unveiled a new bronze statue Tuesday depicting former President Barack Obama performing...

Sources say that Iran has elected Barack Obama as the new Supreme Leader

Exavier Saskagoochie March 8, 2026 0

Tehran, Iran — In a stunning development, anonymous sources close to the Assembly of Experts have confirmed that Iran has...

Obama dismisses critics who say his presidential library looks like a giant portable toilet

Exavier Saskagoochie February 18, 2026 0

CHICAGO — Former President Barack Obama today brushed aside mounting criticism that his long-awaited presidential library resembles an enormous portable...