SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions
WASHINGTON — Former President Barack Obama said Thursday that a politician’s foreign birth, earlier use of a different name, and...
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Ewoks have taken over the Obama Presidential Center and have disarmed the shield generator
CHICAGO — A detachment of Ewoks has assumed operational control of the Obama Presidential Center, officials confirmed Tuesday, after the...
Two Imperial AT-ATs Seen Patrolling Around Obama Presidential Center
CHICAGO – Local residents and tourists were left both awestruck and mildly concerned Tuesday after two massive Imperial AT-AT walkers...
Obama Library Requires I.D. Except, Of Course, If You Want To Vote There
Chicago, IL – The long-awaited grand opening of the Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Library and Museum proceeded largely without incident...
Quality Learing Center Receives $850 Million Upgrade in Chicago
CHICAGO — City officials confirmed today that the Quality Learing Center, a controversial early childhood education provider previously embroiled in...
Chicago Unveils Nation’s First Vertical Landfill as Obama Presidential Center Opens
CHICAGO — The Barack Obama Presidential Center opened to the public this week as the nation’s first fully operational vertical...
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library
CHICAGO — Officials at the Obama Presidential Library unveiled a new bronze statue Tuesday depicting former President Barack Obama performing...
Sources say that Iran has elected Barack Obama as the new Supreme Leader
Tehran, Iran — In a stunning development, anonymous sources close to the Assembly of Experts have confirmed that Iran has...
Obama dismisses critics who say his presidential library looks like a giant portable toilet
CHICAGO — Former President Barack Obama today brushed aside mounting criticism that his long-awaited presidential library resembles an enormous portable...
OBAMA: ‘Blacks MUST vote for other Blacks unless they disagree with my politics’
Op Ed by Barack H. Obama As we stand on the precipice of another pivotal election—yes, even in off-years like...
