Kamala sneaks a ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ order in Biden’s stack of executive orders

WASHINGTON, DC—At one point during the flurry of executive orders signed by President Joe Biden, he said, “I don’t know what I’m signing here.”

“Just sign it,” his handlers responded, and he signed it.

Unfortunately for Biden, VP Kamala Harris had inserted a “Do Not Resuscitate” form into the stack of executive orders, making Biden sign his own death warrant.

“It was a very clever move,” political analyst Sam Eagle said of the procedure. “Most vice presidents try to sneak in a DNR order for the only person standing between them and ultimate world domination, but Kamala was savvy enough to get it done on Biden’s first day in office.”

The Harris-Biden administration will now just wait for an untimely accident or Biden playing with his dog again to knock him out cold and complete the transition to the communist states of America.

“It was a good run Joe. Good luck with everything,” Eagle added.