Brian Hernandez Jr., jockey for the Kentucky Derby winner Mystik Dan, has declined an invitation to the White House, saying, “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I would’ve come in second.”

It was an epic race and one for the ages, displaying talent and finesse from the jockey and incredible strength and endurance from the horse.

But Hernandez declined the annual invitation to the White House. Hernandez instead accepted an invite to join Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for dinner.

Title: Kentucky Derby Winning Jockey Declines White House Invitation, Cites “Lack of Horses”

In a shocking turn of events, the winning jockey of the prestigious Kentucky Derby has declined an invitation to visit the White House, citing a “lack of horses” at the esteemed residence. The unexpected decision has left many racing fans and political observers scratching their heads, as they try to decipher the true meaning behind the champion jockey’s unorthodox choice.

“I was honored to receive an invitation to the White House,” said the jockey, in a statement released through his agent. “However, after careful consideration, I have decided to decline the offer

“I’m tired of seeing horse’s asses but I really like horse faces,” Hernandez said.

Rich Strike wins the Derby and immediately starts trying to eat the other horses. https://t.co/hFJ5jOy1z4

— Shannon The Dude (@ShannonTheDude) May 7, 2022

The jockey’s decision has sparked a flurry of debate and speculation, with some suggesting that the rejection may be a thinly veiled political statement. “I think it’s clear that the jockey is making a statement about the current state of the country,” said one political analyst. “By declining the White House invitation, he is essentially saying that he does not approve of the direction in which our nation is headed.”

“Look, I raced as fast as I could to get around all these horse’s asses. You think I want to spend time kissing one at the White House? No thanks,” the jockey said.

_{Originally published May 9, 2022.}

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