The chicken chain KFC is ramping up their marketing in light of the Internet chicken wars.

Franchises around the country are offering the Taylor Swift special:

Two bony thighs, two small breasts, and a left wing—all for $8.99!

It’s a deal that won’t last, kinda like TS’s music.

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