Leftists all across the country are enraged that Trump didn’t start a war, just 24 hours after they were enraged that he was going to start the same war.

“I can’t believe he didn’t go to war,” Luke Preston of New York said. “It’s cowardly. It’s unprofessional. And it’s unstatemanlike.”

President Trump just gave himself the Nobel Peace Prize for calling off the attack on Iran after the country’s armed forces appeared to strike down an American drone in. This follows heightened tensions after terrorists in the area blew up oil tankers.

“He’s clearly the worst president ever. If you’re going to war, just stick with that so that we can look consistent in our opposition to war! Now we need to oppose peace and that makes us look like absolute dickheads!” Preston added.

The Left is no stranger to looking like dickheads as they criticized peace on the Korean peninsula after Trump orchestrated it.

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