Marianne Williamson ends presidential bid; turns into orb of pure positive energy

Marianne Williamson, author, spiritual leader, politician, and activist, as dropped out of the Democratic primary race and has become an orb of pure positive energy resting above this terrestrial plane.

“I have decided that it no longer serves the purpose of the universe to participate in the 2020 presidential election despite the fact that I was the only candidate with enough positive vibes to beat Donald Trump,” Williamson said at a press teleconference from her new spiritual home.

Williamson got attention in a 2019 debate when she said President Donald Trump had harnessed a “dark psychic force of collectivized hatred.”

That dark psychic force was seen laughing hysterically as Williamson bowed out of the race. “Now nothing can stop me!”

Many analysts agree that Williamson was the only hope to stop the onslaught of bad vibrations and now that she’s on the celestial plane, the Earth will collapse into a chasm of bad mojo.


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