Struggling Mark Zuckerberg launches GoFundMe page as net worth drops under $100 billion

Mark Zuckerberg has started a GoFundMe donation page as his net worth plummeted to under $100 billion following his company’s latest quarterly report debacle.

Shares of Meta dropped nearly 30 percent since the firm announced lower-than-expected revenue figures and a drop in users on its Fascbook platform.

“It seems that fewer people want to get their social media content curated by annoying purple-haired social justice warriors,” Zuckerberg said on his GoFundMe page. “And so I’m collecting donations so that I can get back over $100 billion in net worth and maybe catch up to Elon.”

Zuckerberg said if enough people don’t donate, he’s going to have to ask for the money back that he spent on election fraud in 2020.

“I spent hundreds of millions of dollars on fixing the election. Isn’t that worth something to you people?” Zuckerberg said.


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