Top US medical experts have issued a warning of serious risks of them having absolutely no idea what they’re talking about.

Coronavirus Task Force experts Dr. Tony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx in conjunctions with The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) experts have updated their estimates for the 39th time with regard to the COVID-19 and they are, “pretty sure,” they got it right this time.

But after another guideline about coronavirus being spread by touching contaminated surfaces was changed recently, they have to admit that their next predictions are probably full of crap too.

“We’re still learning about how the disease is spread, so basically all that stuff we warned about in the beginning when we encouraged the world to shut down . . . yeah, that was all wrong,” Fauci said in the daily COVID-19 press conference.

But the experts are adamant that everyone should still follow their guidelines because they are the experts.

“People need guidelines to feel like there’s someone guiding them—even if guidelines are completely bogus,” Fauci added. “So, yes, you should listen to our new guidelines that are probably wrong too.”

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