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Branch Covidians apply for official religion status

Exavier Saskagoochie August 14, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—The Branch Covidian cult has applied to be recognized an official religion with the federal government. "We are just...

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Top US medical experts have issued a warning of serious risks of them having absolutely no idea what they're talking...

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