BREAKING: Millionaires refuse to play with bouncy ball to protest inequality

MILWAULKEE—Several grown men have refused to play with bouncy balls for millions of dollars to protest inequality.

“There is serious inequality in the world,” a statement from the activists said. “Therefore, we are going to not play with bouncy balls for millions of dollars until they recognize that inequality.”

Many people who like watching grown men play with balls for millions of dollars were proud of them for shining a light on inequality.

“We must get rid of inequality,” one fan of millionaires playing with bouncy balls said. “I think this is a bold move and should set the record straight on inequality. This should end inequality for sure.”

The employers of the millionaires playing with bouncy balls said that the grown men would still get paid the millions of dollars to bounce the balls even if they didn’t bounce the balls because inequality.

“We must focus on the injustice of inequality and if we have to pay people millions of dollars to bounce balls especially when they don’t bounce balls to highlight inequality, then so be it!” one owner said.

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