Millions of people across the country are upset that a few people are upset that Disney’s live action film version of the classic Little Mermaid will star a black woman as Ariel.

Literally dozens of people hate tweeted about the decision and more than 700 million hate tweeted about the hate tweets.

“Ariel is a damn fish. She can be any color she wants,” one commentor said.

Redheads were particularly insulted by the Disney sleight. Fully 3/4th of the 55 haters are redheads.

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