Mitch McConnell posts video of himself twerking to drum up support for midterms

GENESIUS TIMES

WASHINGTON, DC—After Rhode Island state Senator Tiara Mack gained massive social reactions for posting a video of herself twerking on a beach, US Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) has decided to post a similar video of him twerking, according to sources.

Experts have unanimously declared that this is a smart move.

“I think right now, in a time of skyrocketing inflation and economic strife, what the people really want is more twerking from their politicians—especially Mitch McConnell,” Genesius Times political analyst Sam Eagle said.

McConnell is hoping to gain millions of new supporters by shaking his flabby bottom on camera.

Genesius Times have previewed one of the McConnell twerking videos and it is excellent.

“That ass, that ass, that ass!” someone can be heard saying admiringly, before McConnell — wearing skimpy blue briefs — turns to the camera and begs, “Vote Senator McConnell!”

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