Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest American congresswoman ever is fighting back on climate change. She recently told all those humorless Republicans that she was just joking about the world ending in 12 years.

Now she’s hitting back with absolute throwdown videos like the one below:

“Like, I want to tell you about my plan to single-handedly save the planet. I call it the Green New Deal. I picked green because I’m still learning my colors. I came up with my plan after we were watching, like, the most important documentary on climate change. It’s called Ice Age 2: The Meltdown,” Ocasio-Cortez says, referring to the animated 2006 hit movie. “That’s not me saying it, that’s science.”

“My Green New Deal will cost, like, 93 trillion dollars. Do you know how much that is? Me neither. Because it’s totally worth it. If sea levels keep rising, we won’t be able to drive to Hawaii any more,” she says.

Sitting in a little pink car, Ava says: “I just got this electric car. it’s eco-friendly and everyone has to drive one under my deal. And that’s why I bought one for my boyfriend, too, illegally, using campaign donations. Well, you bought it for him.” Her so-called boyfriend drives up and she tells him not to speak. “I do the same thing to Pelosi and Schumer,” Ava says, referring to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, both Democrats.

“It’s clear that AOC knows a thing or two about social media,” political analyst Froggy Grouche said. “She’s harnessing the power of the Interwebs to absolutely dismantle the climate skeptics.

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