Planned Parenthood demands tax money for abortions for trans women who can’t get pregnant


The geniuses at Planned Parenthood’s marketing department are at it again, this time promoting women’s health for biological men.

“It’s 2019 and trans women deserve all the benefits of tax-funded abortion as biological women even though they can’t get pregnant. It’s they’re right so you must pay!” Planned Parenthood CEO Cecile Keller said.

Trans women have been suffering the fate of not being able to get pregnant since the dawn of man, but now that Planned Parenthood is offering abortions to people who can’t get pregnant, they certainly feel much more included.

“I’ve been trying to get pregnant for ages,” trans woman Katrina Wilkins said, “just so I could have an abortion so that I could feel like a real woman, but I don’t have the money. When Planned Parenthood can take tax money to pay for my abortion I can’t have, I’ll feel like I really exist.”

Planned Parenthood is the leading provider of abortions in the United States with well over 300,000 kills a year but they have not aborted the innocent child of a trans woman, a travesty that Keller wants to correct.

“We stand at the precipice of a new world—a world in which biology and logic are completely thrown out the window for a philosophical dictatorship of feelings. Abortions for trans women is our rallying call,” Keller added.


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