I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s okay to be racist if your name is Biden.

This is simple scientific truth. If my double doctorate in Gender-Queer Wildebeest Grooming and Post-Feminist Interpretive Dance Theory doesn’t say “authority” to you then I don’t know what will.

Lots of people are hating on Biden because he said Satchel Paige was a “great negro at the time”. But this is ludicrous.

Remember when Biden gave the eulogy at the KKK Grand Wizard Robert Byrd? Not racist.

Remember when he said blacks weren’t black if they voted for Trump? Totally not racist.

Remember when he called school integration “the most racist concept you could come up with”? The least racist thing he could have said.

Remember when Biden said that “Poor kids are just as smart as white kids.” Absolutely, 120% NOT RACIST.

Oh, and by the way. His son who constantly used the n-word in texts? Not racist either. Bidens cannot be racist and I just proved it.

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Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD.

(she/they/grrrl) Mx. Chou is the most intersectionally progressive person in the world—a transwoman trapped inside the body of a transman. Grrrl only eats fruit that has fallen off the vine and identifies as a paraplegic polar bear.

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