BREAKING: Polar ice cap is now completely gone; Al Gore was right

Iceberg Ice Floe North Pole Polar Bear

In a shocking turn of meteorological events, the arctic polar ice cap has completely melted, vindicating many global warming alarmists including Al Gore, who reported that the ice cap could be gone by as early as 2014.

Just kidding. It’s still there. Frozen as hell.


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