POLL: Big winner of latest Democratic debate is Donald Trump

The 2020 election cycle continued this week as the 4 million Democratic candidates converged for a series of debates as they attempted to differentiate themselves and give away as much taxpayer money as possible.

Some viewers were very impressed by the complete lack of historical perspective and any sense of economic insight across the board.

A flash poll after the event showed that the big winner of the Democratic debate was clearly Donald Trump, who was not in attendance.

“You could just hear Trump making a snide remark after every stupid comment by the Democrats. It was horrible!” one Democrat in attendance said.

Several attendees were rushed to the hospital with post-Trumpatic stress disorder and are in intensive care.