Following the pattern of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate rallies turning out tens of people, the first Democratic primary debate now under way officially has more candidates on stage than audience members.

“It’s going to be an amazing race,” political analyst Barney Smith said. “This debate is going to take 10 years to finish and we might be lucky if anyone makes it out alive!”

Each Democrat is offering a few more freebies than the next guy with a grand total of $74 quintillion and counting.

“It’s really anyone’s race. The Democrats feel that if Trump can beat Hillary Clinton, then anyone can win and so anyone and everyone is running. Even everyone’s mother is running for president!” Smith added.

Since it is likely that everyone will vote for him or herself, the only determining factor will be the deceased vote, which played such a big role in the 2016 election.

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