Attention, everyone! Everyone reading this! The Democrats have asked us for help with their 2020 election campaign. Do they want money, advertisements, and votes from people who are living or dead? Yes, but they also need a theme song to go along with this year’s campaign.

Please select the songs below to vote for which song the Democrats should use for the 2020 election!

We trust that you will read all of the choices carefully and decide which song(s) will best assist former Vice President Joe “Narcolepsy and Dementia Don’t Matter” Biden and former Police Officer Kamala “I Spoke Out Against Biden But Now I Don’t Care” Harris.

Edit: This poll is now closed. The results are in and the majority of voters wrote in their own song for the Democrats in 2020! The song is by Hall and Oates and it’s called, “Out of Touch”.

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