POLL: How should Disney rename irredeemably racist Snow White?

It’s clear the Disney‘s Snow White franchise is irredeemably racist and must be completely overhauled. What should we demand Disney change the name to? Click ‘other’ to offer another suggestion:

What should Snow White’s new name be?
Snow White Privilege
No White
Snow Flake
Frozen 3
Black Rain
Colonizing Whore
Global Warming Melted Snow Brown
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