We all know that it’s horrifyingly evil to appropriate a culture that’s not your own, unless of course, you’re running for president as a Democrat. The 2020 candidates seem to have perfected the art of fake it ’til you make it. Will they be able to fool anyone? Let us know which candidate you think has the best fake ethnicity!

Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren (Native American
Francis “Beto” O’Rourke (Mexican)
Kamala “Wakanda” Harris (African American)
Cory “Spartacus” Booker (Roman)
Chet “The Turd” (Human)

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