KENOSHA, WI—Prosecutor Thomas Binger was crowned Miss Trial of 2021 and will be given the rest of his career off as a reward.

Binger won the Miss Trial competition during his performance in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, which was quite possibly the worst performance ever, according to Genesius Times legal consultant Sam Eagle.

Binger was dazzling in the swimsuit competition and showed off his pure incompetence in the Q&A section:

Binger’s win follows last year’s Miss Trial winner, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, who was crowned after rejecting the Texas v Pennsylvania suit for standing.

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