US—A surprisingly high 1% of the US population believe the wild conspiracy theory that Joe Biden got 81 million votes and won the 2020 presidential election, a study by the Pew Pew Institute found.

Many attribute the high figure to misinformation spread on platforms like Fascbook, Twatter, and CNN.

“It really is shocking to see so many people believe such a crazy and unbelievable lie that an old racist with dementia who sold influence to world leaders through his crack-addict pedophile son would get 81 million votes and beat the most popular president of all time. This is serious tin-foil hat zone,” political analyst Sam Eagle said.

When asked how President* Biden was going to address the widespread misinformation leading people to believe he was legitimately elected president, he whispered, “You need to stop them from killing potatoes!”

“We really have to do something about all the misinformation going around,” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said. “I mean 1% believing in crazy things isn’t much, but it’s enough to do real damage.”

The study found that those same people believe the crazy conspiracy theories that Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy and that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.

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