Suicide Hotline volunteer shocked when Hillary Clinton tried to ‘place an order’

A volunteer for the New York Metro Suicide Hotline service was shocked when she received a call from former Secretary Hillary Clinton. She was even more shocked when Clinton tried to order a suicide from the service like a pizza.

“She was very cordial,” the volunteer who declined to be identified said. “She said, ‘I’d like to order a suicide.’

“I told her, ‘That’s not how it works, ma’am,’ but she refused to take a no for an answer. She kept saying, ‘Do you know who I am? I’m Hillary f**king Clinton. I’m the President of the United States. Are you trying to tell me that you’re going to deny me my Constitutional right of accommodation?'”

The volunteer was highly skeptical but she took down Clinton’s “order” and delivered it to the NYPD.

Rumors have circulated about the Clintons having something to do with the suicide of Jeffrey Epstein, but those have been debunked since Epstein confessed to killing himself on August 10 in a New York jail.

Originally published November 8, 2019.


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