Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’
WASHINGTON, DC—Attorney General Pam Bondi, fresh off a Florida tan and a cabinet promotion, has reassured an impatient American public...
Jeffrey Epstein
EXCLUSIVE: Genesius Times have obtained all 4 phases of the Epstein Files (VIDEO)
The "Epstein Files" refer to a collection of documents tied to Jeffrey Epstein, a financier and convicted sex offender who...
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth opens senate confirmation hearing by calling Adam Schiff ‘so ugly even Epstein wouldn’t bring him to his island’
Washington, D.C.—The room was electric as Pete Hegseth, the Fox News host-turned-cabinet nominee, kicked off his Senate confirmation hearing with...
BREAKING: P. Diddy launches ‘Pedophiles for Harris’ group from jail
In a move that’s raising eyebrows across the political spectrum, music mogul Sean “P Diddy” Combs has officially launched a...
BREAKING: Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs has tragically committed suicide in Manhattan jail tomorrow
NEW YORK—Sean “Diddy” Combs, the iconic hip-hop mogul, has tragically committed suicide in a Manhattan jail tomorrow. Despite the event...
BREAKING: Disney names P. Diddy new CEO citing appeal with children
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—In a surprising move, Disney has announced that music mogul P. Diddy—who now goes by the pseudonym...
BREAKING: Colorado Supreme Court Votes To Remove Bill Clinton From Epstein Client List
DENVER—In a groundbreaking decision that has legal scholars and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, the Colorado Supreme Court has...
BREAKING: Trump Indicted For Never Visiting Epstein Island
NEW YORK—In an unexpected turn of events, former President Donald Trump has been indicted on charges of never visiting Jeffrey...
Suicide Hotline volunteer shocked when Hillary Clinton tried to ‘place an order’
A volunteer for the New York Metro Suicide Hotline service was shocked when she received a call from former Secretary...
Clinton: ‘I didn’t have sex with any sex slaves on Epstein’s island…the 26 times I flew there on his plane’
Former President Bill Clinton denied knowing anything about the “terrible crimes” allegedly committed by billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein. In a...
