BREAKING: Justice Department has investigated itself and found it did nothing wrong
WASHINGTON, DC—Department of Justice special counsel John Durham, who has been examining abuses during the Russia investigation, has successfully secured...
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Depressed New Yorkers look for alternative methods of suicide after gas stoves are banned starting in 2026
NEW YORK—In a blow to the depressed people of New York, the State Legislature banned gas stoves in most new...
BREAKING: 51 intelligence agents who lied about Hunter Biden laptop sentenced to zero years in prison for election interference
In a stunning turn of events, the 51 ex-intelligence agents who falsely claimed that Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton’s email server found in Joe Biden’s garage
WILMINGTON, DE—Lawyers for President* Joe Biden said they have discovered Hillary Clinton's email server in Biden's garage. The server was...
OPINION: How Can You Break the Law When You are The Law?
I am so freaking tired of these Con-servatives whining about double standards! “Waa the FBI raided Trump but not Biden...
Elon Musk sets new world record for not killing himself after revealing Deep State censorship
US—Last month Genesius Times, and News That Matters heralded Elon Musk's new world record for not killing himself after publicly...
Elon Musk shatters world record after going 12 hours without killing himself after publicly insulting Hillary Clinton
TWITVILLE, CA—Austere billionaire businessman Elon Musk has shattered the world record after going a full 12 hours without killing himself...
Hillary Clinton to dress up as president for Halloween again
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United States yet again for Halloween....
BREAKING: Nord Stream pipeline has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
BERLIN—The Nord Steam pipeline, widely known to have colluded with Russia, has reportedly overhead important information that certainly will lead...
BREAKING: Ken Starr finally has information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest
US—Ken Starr, the attorney who led major investigations into former President Bill Clinton which ultimately led to his impeachment, finally has...
