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BREAKING: Mysterious 50-foot sea monster terrorizes Democrats on the East Coast

Exavier Saskagoochie November 13, 2020

WASHINGTON DC--A mysterious 50-foot sea monster made landfall today and terrorized Democrats all day causing many to flee the US...

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