BREAKING: Trump Indicted For Failure To Return Shopping Cart To Front Of Store
UNITED STATES—The Department of Justice has indicted former President Donald Trump for failure to return his shopping cart to the...
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AOC: ‘I don’t need truckers. I get my food from the grocery store’
Everyone's making a big deal about truckers uniting and the possibility that they may stop driving into New York City...
Biden takes break from persecuting his political enemies to criticize Putin for persecuting his political enemies
WASHINGTON, DC—In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, US President* Joe Biden recently took a brief...
BREAKING: Fani Willis testimony suddenly halted due to a water main leak
FULTON COUNTY, GA—In an unexpected turn of events at the Fulton County Courthouse, the testimony of District Attorney Fani Willis...
Following revelation that Biden illegally willfully retained classified documents, Feds to indict Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to revelations that President Joe Biden has been willfully retaining classified documents, federal prosecutors have announced plans...
‘None of the Above’ Wins Nevada Primary; Haley Encouraged By 2nd Place Finish
CARSON CITY, NV—In a stunning turn of events that left political pundits scratching their heads and candidates reevaluating their campaign...
BREAKING: John Bolton hospitalized with a prolonged erection caused by news of war with Iran
CNM News is reporting that former National Security Advisor to President Trump and lifetime hawk has been hospitalized with an...
Chris Christie Joins Trump Campaign as Food Taster
In a masterstroke of political chess, former President Donald J. Trump has taken preemptive measures to protect himself from the...
BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases letter officially endorsing Donald Trump for president
In a surprising twist of political theater, Senator Ted Cruz has released a letter officially endorsing former President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Fox News unanimously declares Jeb Bush the winner of the 2024 Iowa Caucases
DES MOINES—In a bizarre turn of events, Fox News has taken a bold leap into the realm of speculative journalism...
