BREAKING: FBI won’t raid Biden’s home because Jill Biden’s wardrobe is ‘eewie’
WASHINGTON, DC—Revelations that classified documents have been found in the possession of President* Joe Biden have caused many to question...
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BREAKING: After finding illegal classified docs at Biden’s think tank, FBI to raid Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—After finding classified documents at President* Joe Biden's think tank at Pennsylvania University, the FBI will be raiding Trump...
BREAKING: In response to Brazil’s insurrection, Schiff to impeach Trump again
BRASÍLIA, Brazil—Anti-communist protesters in Brazil have reportedly entered into the facilities where the country’s Congress and Supreme Court meet. They...
BREAKING: Rob Reiner hospitalized with acute TDS after Trump taxes show nothing amiss
NEW YORK--Vocal leftist Rob Reiner was hospitalized yesterday with acute Trump derangement syndrome after the House Ways and Means Committee...
Trump Releases List of Possible Cabinet Members If He’s Reelected President
Even though there’s plenty of time until the next presidential election, former President Trump released a list of possible cabinet...
BREAKING: Trump struggling to think of a mean tweet worth $44 billion
After much anticipation, Elon Musk restored former President Donald Trump's popular Twitter account over the weekend. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594131768298315777 However, Trump has...
BREAKING: Biden admits Trump won in 2020 to prevent him from running again in 2024
US—President Trump declared his intention to run for president again this week, yet the Democrats and Biden may have one...
World stunned to hear a US president form complete sentences for the first time in years
MAR-A-LAGO--Viewers around the world were shocked and stunned to hear a president make coherent points and form complete sentences for...
Support for Biden surges among vampires after he announces plan to blot out the sun
WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden Administration announced plans this week to halt climate change by blocking out the sun, and SuperPAC Vampires for an...
FACT CHECK: Cognitive ability is NOT relevant to holding public office
US—Following last week's NBC interview with braindead Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman, several posts on social media recently have claimed...
