BREAKING: New York jury finds Donald Trump guilty of making America great again
NEW YORK—In a shocking and unexpected turn of events, a jury has found former President Donald Trump guilty of making...
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JUST IN: Unbiased Merchan Jury Instruction: “Ignore Anything That Helps Trump”
NEW YORK—In a groundbreaking move that has left the legal world reeling, New York Judge Juan Merchan has issued a...
BREAKING: Robert de Niro claims Trump raped him back in the ’90s too
NEW YORK—In a shocking and bizarre turn of events, legendary actor Robert de Niro has accused former President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Trump announces Baron Trump as his VP pick
In a move that has left political analysts scrambling and late-night comedians rejoicing, former President Donald Trump announced today that...
BREAKING: AOC spotted at Trump rally in South Bronx
THE BRONX—In a bizarre and desperate attempt to garner sympathy and support, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) recently attended a Trump...
BREAKING: Biden challenges Trump to a diaper-filling contest
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has challenged former President Donald Trump to a diaper-filling contest, igniting a fierce battle between the...
Inadequate Judge Merchan can’t gag Stormy Daniels: ‘I’ve Tried’
In a shocking turn of events, notoriously small jurist, Judge Merchan, has been unable to gag Stormy Daniels, the adult...
BREAKING: Trump indicted for drawing 100,000 people to rally
WILDWOOD, New Jersey—In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has been indicted for the heinous crime of...
BREAKING: Trump indicted for not sniffing kids during Miami Grand Prix visit
MIAMI—Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for the heinous crime of not sniffing children during his recent visit to...
2024 Burning Man Festival moves to outside NYC courthouse during Trump hush money trial
NEW YORK—Organizers of Burning Man 2024 have announced that this year's festival will take place on the steps of the...
