Skip to content

Genesius Times

The Most Reliable Source of Fake News on the Planet

Primary Menu

Genesius Times

  • Home
  • NewsbeatExclusive
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
    • Health
    • Tech
  • Culture
    • Religion
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Lifestyle & Beauty
  • World
  • Subscribe
    • Where to Find Us
  • Support
    • Become a Patron
    • Shop
  • Home
  • Satire That’s Truer Than News
  • Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin

trumps-fault
  • Health
  • Politics

Kathy Griffin hospitalized with ‘unbearably painful’ case of Trump Derangement Syndrome

Justin Case March 27, 2020 0

Now here at GT, we try not to go gloat over the misfortune of others. However, we do make exceptions....

Read MoreRead more about Kathy Griffin hospitalized with ‘unbearably painful’ case of Trump Derangement Syndrome

Currently trending:

  • baby-ms13Fetuses identifying as death-row inmates to get Democrats to start fighting for their right to live
  • fauci-taco-bellLocal Taco Bell Manager Certain Cyclospora Outbreak Came From Farmers Market Down the Street
  • Colin-Powell-1200x630-cropped.jpeg.optimalColin Powell dies from COVID-19 shortly after dying from cancer
  • protestors-furiousActivists are furious that people are driving through their protests held on streets where cars go
  • fauci-save-oneFauci: ‘Dying cancer victims should just be glad they didn’t get COVID-19 with a 99.8% cure rate’
  • kamala hrris dog prohibitionKamala Harris to outlaw whites from owning dogs because ‘that’s too much like slavery’
  • democratic-tide-podOcasio-Cortez says Tide pod challenge can work if it’s a ‘democratic’ Tide pod challenge
  • woman-mugshotWoman Arrested After Installing Flock Camera Inside Flock CEO’s Home for ‘His Safety’
  • uk-terrorBREAKING: UK Terror suspects all released after explaining that terror is an expression of their religion
  • carney-testiclesBrave Canadian PM Carney Cuts Off His Testicles to Protest Trump

You may have missed

dr-killary
  • Health
  • Politics

Tennessee Hires Dr. Hillarsky Clintonsky to Finish the Job After Two Botched Lethal Injections

Exavier Saskagoochie October 2, 2026 0
baby-ms13
  • Newsbeat

Fetuses identifying as death-row inmates to get Democrats to start fighting for their right to live

Exavier Saskagoochie October 2, 2026 0
cornell-7
  • Education
  • Sports

NFL Teams Lining Up to Draft The Cornell 7

Robert L. Peters, Jr. October 1, 2026 0
iran-death-to-america
  • Politics
  • World

Iran Graciously Lets Democrats Use Their Trademarked slogan “Death to America” for 2026 midterm Election

Exavier Saskagoochie October 1, 2026 0
macron-lute
  • Politics
  • World

Macron Caught Playing Lute As France Burns to the Ground

Exavier Saskagoochie October 1, 2026 0

Genesius Times

We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry. Have a submission to contribute, click here?

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

This website may feature images that are subject to copyright protection. We believe in and adhere to the principles of fair use as defined in copyright law. This includes the use of copyrighted images for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. We aim to provide attribution wherever possible and ensure that the use of such images is within the limits set by fair use.

Recent Posts

  • Tennessee Hires Dr. Hillarsky Clintonsky to Finish the Job After Two Botched Lethal Injections
  • Fetuses identifying as death-row inmates to get Democrats to start fighting for their right to live
  • NFL Teams Lining Up to Draft The Cornell 7
  • Iran Graciously Lets Democrats Use Their Trademarked slogan “Death to America” for 2026 midterm Election
  • Macron Caught Playing Lute As France Burns to the Ground

Important Pages

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

GT Shop

Times UP Cartoons

It's Okay to Laugh

Genesius Times: Tomorrow's Babylon Bee Today

Categories

Advertising Business Culture Education Entertainment Featured Health Lifestyle & Beauty Newsbeat Politics Religion Science Sports Stories Tech Uncategorized World

  • Seriously. Shareable. Satire.
  • Business
  • Health
  • Science
  • Newsbeat
Copyright © All rights reserved. | Powered by by CoDe.