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Judge grants Harvey Weinstein furlough so he can comfort Jennifer Lawrence after her nightmares about Tucker Carlson

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NEW YORK—A Judge has granted convicted sex abuser Harvey Weinstein a temporary furlough from prison so that he can comfort...

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OPINION: It’s time to fire Tucker Carlson for killing the last wild Triceratops

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#FireTuckerCarlson is trending and I'm totally in support of it but not because of why other people think he should...

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