Skip to content

Genesius Times

The Most Reliable Source of Fake News on the Planet

Primary Menu

Genesius Times

  • Home
  • NewsbeatExclusive
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
    • Health
    • Tech
  • Culture
    • Religion
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Lifestyle & Beauty
  • World
  • Subscribe
    • Where to Find Us
  • Support
    • Become a Patron
    • Shop
  • Home
  • Satire That’s Truer Than News
  • African American

African American

Dignity for Incarcerated Women Act
  • Culture
  • Politics

Elizabeth Warren: ‘With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race’

Exavier Saskagoochie January 13, 2020

Democrat Cory Booker dropped out of the presidential race Monday, ending a campaign whose message of "being the black guy"...

Read MoreRead more about Elizabeth Warren: ‘With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race’
black-reparations-genes
  • Culture
  • Entertainment
  • Politics

OPINION: Black athletes must pay slave reparations for inheriting superior physical genes

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. March 7, 2019

We all know that every white person is guilty of slavery and should pay each person of color $10,000 annually...

Read MoreRead more about OPINION: Black athletes must pay slave reparations for inheriting superior physical genes

Listen to the album that's out of this world!

Hot 5 Today

Trending

You may have missed

refugees-leftist
  • Politics
  • World

Local leftist peels off ‘All Refugees Welcome’ bumper sticker after finding out that some refugees are white

Exavier Saskagoochie May 12, 2025 0
buccees-vatican
  • Business
  • Religion

Buc-ee’s opens first store in Vatican City minutes after cardinals elect first American pope

Exavier Saskagoochie May 9, 2025 0
pope-biden
  • Politics
  • Religion
  • World

BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge

Exavier Saskagoochie May 7, 2025 0
bidens-fault
  • Politics
  • Science

BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0
bobs-vagene
  • Politics
  • World

BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0

Genesius Times

We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry. Have a submission to contribute, click here?

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

This website may feature images that are subject to copyright protection. We believe in and adhere to the principles of fair use as defined in copyright law. This includes the use of copyrighted images for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. We aim to provide attribution wherever possible and ensure that the use of such images is within the limits set by fair use.

Recent Posts

  • Local leftist peels off ‘All Refugees Welcome’ bumper sticker after finding out that some refugees are white
  • Buc-ee’s opens first store in Vatican City minutes after cardinals elect first American pope
  • BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge
  • BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’
  • BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’

Categories

Advertising Business Culture Education Entertainment Featured Health Lifestyle & Beauty Newsbeat Politics Religion Science Sports Stories Tech Uncategorized World

  • Seriously. Shareable. Satire.
  • Business
  • Health
  • Science
  • Newsbeat
Copyright © All rights reserved. | Powered by by CoDe.
sponsored