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Bill Gates donates 10000 Windows 10 ventilators to NYC but patients are getting blue screen of death

Exavier Saskagoochie April 4, 2020 0

Microsoft founder and former CEO Bill Gates is donating 1,000 Windows 10 ventilators to New York City amid the COVID-19...

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Bill Gates leaves Microsoft board to focus on killing innocent people through biological weapons

Exavier Saskagoochie March 13, 2020 0

Microsoft announced on Friday that Bill Gates is leaving the board, effective Friday. Gates is also stepping down from his position on...

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