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BREAKING: Biden aides sabotage him by letting him give a press conference after bedtime

Exavier Saskagoochie February 9, 2024

WASHINGTON, DC—Aides to President* Joe Biden have been accused of sabotaging him by allowing him to hold a press conference...

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FACT CHECK: Cognitive ability is NOT relevant to holding public office

Jeremy Spoken October 18, 2022

US—Following last week's NBC interview with braindead Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman, several posts on social media recently have claimed...

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