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OPINION: MAGA kids are #literallyHitler, not Democratic racist who advocates infanticide

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. February 2, 2019

Public opinion has shifted. We as a society are letting the MAGA Covington Catholic kids off the hook for torturing...

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DC city council outlaws ‘smiling terrorism’ after Covington Catholic incident

Exavier Saskagoochie January 21, 2019

You've probably seen the video. A teenage boy--all 110 pounds of him--looking at a grown man and smiling. It's horrifying...

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OPINION: Bullying is wrong! That’s why we need to band together and destroy these kids’ lives

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. January 20, 2019

Videos have surfaced of a bunch of kids at a Washington march, surrounding an old Native American veteran and taunting...

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